- person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
- me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
Jim and Pam’s wedding (The Office 6.04)
"It’s like I waited my whole life for this one episode”
Do you think every president goes through an awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag
that does not look like a fucking potato to me
why were you in the potato tag